Virus Alert (I need a cure)
From: milton otto
To: 'Clayton Pulley' , Ed Roberts
Sent: Tuesday, February 14, 2006 11:50 PM
Subject: virus alert (I need a cure)
There is a new virus. It's called Work.
If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail, or from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely.
If you should happen to come in contact with this virus, take two friends and go straight to the nearest bar. Order drinks immediately and after three rounds, you will find that WORK has been completely deleted from your system.
Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends.
Should you realize you do not have five friends, this means you are already infected by this virus and WORK already controls your life. If this is the case, go to the bar and stay until you make at least five friends.
I think I have five friends, but am not entirely positive so I'm headed for the bar anyway.....it never hurts to be safe. Have a nice day!
Milton
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From: Zycon [mailto:clayton@zyconcomputers.com]
Sent: Wednesday, February 15, 2006 8:47 AM
Subject: Re: (I need a cure)
Subject: virus alert (I need a cure)
Doc,
Yep, I have a bad case of it. I hope to diminish the effects in Mexico. On that subject can we meet a Cura's on Tuesday night and go over our trip?
See Ya!
Clayton
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From: Special Ed [mailto:specialed@austin.rr.com]
Sent: Wednesday, February 15, 2006 1:41 PM
Subject: RE: (I need a cure)
Shit, I had it last night!!! Feeling much better today.
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From: milton otto
Tues night sounds good. Wed night I dropped my bike off at Big Tony’s for a visit to Norm at Bud’s. Hope it won’t need a major overhaul. Rear tire had dry rot. Hope to get some extra candle power up front in the headlights.
Milton